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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    My buddy was telling me the other day about his girlfriend waking him up with, and I quote, "You can keep my fuzzy slippers, or whatever keeps my titties warm."
    He said he woke her up he was laughing so hard.

    I used to wake people up with my filthy cursing. Don't know what I was so pissed about. But it used to mortify my mom.
     
    Fremen, Nov 25, 2012
    #16641
  2. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    Physical therapy?
     
    PonyPotato, Nov 25, 2012
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  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Crap. I just looked at the forecast for this week. Winter is actually coming.
     
    Borla, Nov 25, 2012
    #16643
  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    ??????
     
    ralphie250, Nov 25, 2012
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  5. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Talk to your doctor about physical therapy. Or even google "physical therapy exercises for tennis elbow" and see what types of exercises might help alleviate your symptoms. :cool:
     
    Borla, Nov 25, 2012
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  6. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I have something similar to that that yhe dr gave me to wear. Yes its tennis elbow. And its a bitch.
     
    ralphie250, Nov 25, 2012
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  7. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I love the new Galaxy S3 commercial where the dude is leaving on his trip. His two little girls are like "Daddy! Daddy! We made you a video, watch it on the airplane!" as he gets in the cab. Then his wife walks up to the cab window and says "I made you a video too, but you probably shouldn't watch it on the plane." :p
     
    Borla, Nov 25, 2012
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  8. cis689

    cis689 Slightly Tilted

    How about them Cowboys!
    --- merged: Nov 25, 2012 at 5:40 PM ---
    ^^ Get it.... Pointless..... [bastards]
     
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    cis689, Nov 25, 2012
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  9. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Do not want to go to work this morning.
     
    Charlatan, Nov 25, 2012
    #16649
  10. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

    Location:
    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    wife went to work this morning. Im sitting with the kids painting and eating and stuff
     
    Lish, Nov 25, 2012
    #16650
  11. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Iceland
    How does the paint taste?
     
    Zweiblumen, Nov 25, 2012
    #16651
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  12. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    The average age of the Rolling Stones is greater than that of the Supreme Court.

    Can I get a WTF?
     
    Craven Morehead, Nov 25, 2012
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  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    The only possible solution to this problem is putting the Rolling Stones on the Supreme Court.

    Yeah, that gives me warm and fuzzies. It helps that she's a total MILF.
     
    Plan9, Nov 25, 2012
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  14. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I've got this idea that I'm trying to bring to fruition, but I don't know if I can make it happen. I'm trying to get someone to do something that I think that would be fun, but it might be out of nowhere or, even worse, a bad idea.
     
    the_jazz, Nov 25, 2012
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  15. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    Well if it was my newly nephew in law, he would say "cut it off at the shoulder".

    Have you been doing physical therapy?

    Okay I make the fourth person to ask that I think.
     
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    Freetofly, Nov 25, 2012
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  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    You're doing that thing I hate again.

    That vague thing. Nebulous posts that hint at something either good or bad that we might actually want to know about. You leave us all with Pointless Announcement Blueballs (TM).

    But it's okay, Jack, because I've got the solution: Madlibs.

     
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    Plan9, Nov 25, 2012
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  17. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

    Location:
    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    it pretty much went everywhere except in my mouth

    ok, that didnt sound too good.
     
    Lish, Nov 25, 2012
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  18. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    That's what she said!
     
    Xerxes, Nov 25, 2012
    #16658
  19. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    well, there is a thread over in the member's playground where you can share these experiences with us, lish, and relate to us (in elaborate detail) how they make you feel.
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 25, 2012
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  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Relevant:

    Paint + body = Shriiimp (NSFW).

    Mmm, shrimp.​
     
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2012
    Plan9, Nov 25, 2012
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