Pointless Announcements

Fremen, I actually laughed out loud at that one.

Work has me so stressed that I've been up since about 2:30 or 3. It didn't help that the kids started rattling around at 5:30.

 

Woke up feeling like crap. That is all. Move along.

 

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin', If you get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin'

 

I hate window Vista

 

based on the boxes that have been pulled up into various rooms...

Elves are getting ready to run rampant.

 

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

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My ass hurts and I want a gum massage.

 

Juicyfruit or Doublemint?

 

take the doublemint, twice the fun LOL

 

Sexytime in North America - The Oatmeal

"Unruly vaginas all over the eastern seaboard"

Clearly, this applies to DamnitAll

 

Max?! Is that you?
My cat's ass hurts from all the injections and he looooves a good gum massage, lol.

 

mmm, massage. That may be my Christmas gift to myself. Full day at the spa...rockshow.

 

You all have clearly lost your mind when gum is more important than an ass that hurts.

 

I will be your shadow when you walk away

 

Gangsta rap and breakfast cereal.

Get psyched for the day, people.

 

They're getting their Christmas morning practice in.

 

I'm thinking that I'm not really going to do a damn thing today.

My supraspinatus hurts. Ok, I have no idea if that's the muscle that hurts, but according to a back muscle diagram....that's where the pain is. I wouldn't even know how to strain that....

Also, I believe I want an "Anatomy Book Back." It looks super sexy. I don't want to WORK for it...I just want it to appear.

Maybe that's why my supraspinatus is hurting! It's growing into an Anatomy Book Back!!!

 

You want to come over to my house and play Twisted Wizard II?

 

Fuck yes.