Favorite Movie Quotes

• • Susan Ivanova Babylon 5
    "And just one more thing. On your trip back I'd like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 Mantra: 'Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out.' Babylon Control out...Civilians! [Looks up] I was just kidding about the God part...no offense."

 

"[last lines]
Dr. Strangelove: Sir! I have a plan!
[standing up from his wheelchair]
Dr. Strangelove: Mein Führer! I can walk!"

-Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying

 

"Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays"

- Female Temp

 

"Buford T. Justice: And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway.
[begins to turn away, then returns]
Buford T. Justice: Now, you can THINK about it... but don't do it!"

-Smokey and the Bandit

 

Speaking of anything from The Princess Bride...

I am in the habit of answering people in real life with movie quotes, and I have been told by my wife to stop it. She says it's not nearly as clever as I think. There was one instance where she was definitely correct.

At Mississippi State, I flunked a student teacher, and it turned into a messy situation. I had all the documentation I needed to justify my grade, but she made a stink nonetheless. A year later, I was in a committee meeting that involved the Dean of the College of Education, and something came up where he referred back to that student I flunked. He was trying to show the committee how I saved myself and the college with the proper documentation. My reply (I'm so ashamed to type this) was exactly this: "Yes, Dr. Graves, you're right, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject."

What a terrible time to get clever.

For the rest of my time there, that man was rightfully hostile to me.

 

"You're pretty strong for a little lady and you have a lot of hair on your lip. We don't like our waitresses to have hairy lips. So I'll tell you what, shave. Oh, and after you shave, you're fired"


- The Toy

 

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Marko: [after a long pause] Good luck.

-Taken

 

"It's just a flesh wound!"

 

"Thanks to all who have posted, but can you please give what movie it's from, Thank You !."

Queen Gorgo: Spartan!
King Leonidas: Yes, my lady?
Queen Gorgo: Come back with your shield, or on it.
King Leonidas: Yes, my lady.

-300

 

John Keel "What do you look like?"
Indrid Cold "It depends on who is looking"

 

Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

 

Basically...





Really, anything Arnold Schwarzenegger says becomes a classic movie line.

 

Stripes (1981)
John - I have a plan
Russell - Great, Custer had a plan too.

 

Babylon 5
Ivanova:
“I am Susan Ivonova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov.

I am the right hand of vengence,
and the boot that’s going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart!
I am death incarnate,
and the last living thing that you are ever going to see.

God sent me.”

 

^ That's not from a Movie, but I like because I love Babylon 5

[as arrows rain down on the Spartans, Astinos begins laughing hysterically]
Stelios: What the hell are you laughing at?
Astinos: Well, you had to say it!
Stelios: What?
Astinos: "Fight in the shade"!
[both laugh]

-300

 

[Dilios is putting a patch over his eye]
King Leonidas: Dilios, I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
Dilios: Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

-300

 

So true then as now (sorry for the vid and not typed ) !