Pointless Announcements

Maybe, but first....
I gotta take a little time
A little time to think things over

 

I wanna feeeel what love iiiiissssssss....I know you can shoooooow meeeeeeee....



Gah. Thanks, niner

 

I want to party with you.

 

I'm pretty sure I made a couple mix tapes with that one on it...that and "Heaven" by Bryan Adams were heavy on the mix tape rotations.


...I miss mix tapes. I should make a few.

 

Whatevs, bro. Your combat skillz point don't make no sense, ja.

Guys like Anderson Silva, Shogun, Machida, Overeem, Gokhan Saki, Buakaw, GSP, Dos Santos, Nogueira, etc enter with some fucking great music in the backdrop.

And then All-Americans like Fitch enter. Or... Bonnar.



The hell is up with that 80's top of the charts theme?

Kipland Dynamite approves of the American fighting pedigree. HOOAH!



...

In other news:

 

The effect of 50 Shades of Grey.

 

Make it "Urgent!"
(and quit playing Head Games!)

 

I love having my kids home, but it can make concentrating on work difficult.

 

Obvious.

 

I'm thinking I need to say "gross" here.

 

So, the wife is talking about becoming a PA. I'm on board with that. She's now talking about joining the Airforce when she's done... I'll miss her

 

I'm in the shop by myself for the first time. I'm kind of terrified.

 

You know what would make you feel better? Posting pictures on TE.





What? Was that wrong?

 

Oh, yeah, jeans and a polo? Totally sexy. (and it's too cold in here to take them off, so let's just not even ask, yes?)

 

so....

 

Why, yes, that is totally sexy. Why do you ask?

[you know, when you're going to be totally inappropriate in public, I've found it best to be all in. But that's me.]

 

You know, the whole full frontal thing leaves a lot to be desired. Think about it: It's like someone shoving the whole steak in your mouth at dinner. Sure, the steak is delicious... but it's delicious in bites. So, the_jazz, why don't you do us all a huge favor by preventing a choking hazard and suggest that female TFPers post sequential shots of them stripping. If you insist on being a lecherous old man making lewd demands of our nubile vixens, at least try to do it in such a manner that doesn't leave potential viewers begging for the Heimlich... or their nitro pills (re: Craven Morehead).

Safety first.​