Pointless Announcements

Please tell me that actual presidents do this!

I want to hear Clinton's version!!!!

 

So only 56,000,000 of my fellow Americans are batshit insane. That's a relief!

 

Breaking news, coworker has realized that local VPN connection is faster than over the internet !!!

 

Welcome to the south. but in other news



As a Fl. native...

FOR REAL?

 

100%. I basically voted anit-incumbent. We have structural problems and need people with the political will to fix them. The brinksmanship must stop. We will have to raise taxes and cut spending. However, since every federal dollar has some sort of constituency, it will take people of strength to do what must be done.

 

I get paid to play with a LEGO robot today. My job is awesome.

 

Getting paid to play with Legos? I'm so jealious

 

Well, I'm not actually building stuff. They're having problems with the program crashing, so I'm playing around with an already-built little wheeled robot. Move forward, backward, laugh maniacally, spin around. That kind of thing.

 

7 hours of sleep. That's a record for the past month.

 

Let's hope it's a continuing trend.

 

Yeah, right. Not until December 15th... when internship interview notification deadline arises.
But, until then, I'll rock awesome bedhead and bags under my eyes in the mornings.
I almost took a picture this morning, I jumped when I walked into the bathroom and caught a look at myself in the mirror.

 

Not flattering. Not at all.

 

But, it's your sarcastic voice.

 

Did you know China has been having real big problems importing American made products, because of restrictions the US has made on them.

 

Shit, son...

The woman just attacked me wearing this: Assault Gear

God bless sick days.​

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...I have other voices?

 

I'm guessing you didn't put up much of a fight.

 

Yup.

 

Australia is laughing. I am, too.

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Gosh, what a despised woman.

 

On the contrary... I reacted to contact, flashbang'd her and did a dynamic entry. It was all tooth and nail.