Pointless Announcements

if you havent eaten for that long, you're surely going to destry her when you approach for the kiss.

 

25th anniversary with my sweetie this weekend.......then my 1st Tattoo on Monday.........

Fuck Yeah!!!!....this is gonna be a killer 4 days off..........

 

Someone say *orgy*?

 

It a bit windy around here, up to 130 mph.

 

You must be in D.C. Congress is in session. Is it a hot wind?

 

Not in D.C.
Here is the quote of the day. "Dad it's so windy outside, you can just sleep on the couch."

 

You shut your [crotch] when you're talking to us.

 

So, I thought I'd gained this totally ridiculous amount of weight...turns out I've actually lost a bit.

That. Feels. Awesome.

 

Haha! The other day I thought you were talking about Stanley's head, so I insulted yours to be funny.
I just didn't realize. Tell Stanley I apologize for thinking ill of him.

 

One of our former friends had a 119 pound girlfriend with a xxl helmet. She was a toothpick with a giant head.

 

I like a little head.

 

Anyone seen "So I married an axe murderer." I can hear the old scotsman now, looking at his kid sitting in front of the TV.

"Christ, have you ever seen sooch a big fookin' head? that thing is fookin' huge! It's the size of a small planet..."

 

Insomniugh.

 

Sorry, B. Didn't mean to pick at a scab.

 

Oh heck, most actors/actresses have larger than normal heads. It's a quality not a deficit.