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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    i could ask for photos of what's under the lingerie... :) you know for science.

    get married!
     
    cynthetiq, Nov 1, 2012
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  2. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Awesome! Still doing it at the Fireside? Where's my invite? ;)
    I like where you're going with this...
     
    the_jazz, Nov 1, 2012
    #15622
  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Like you'll show up. You only show up to duel with me after I'm liquored up and have stuffed myself with dog biscuits.
     
    Plan9, Nov 1, 2012
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  4. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    You forgot who's giving the invite - she's the one that I'm most likely to show up FOR. Don't forget that.

    In other words, you're less special than she is. ;)
     
    the_jazz, Nov 1, 2012
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  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Obviously.

    My point was that you're unreliable, Big Chief. Is documented.

    You've got numbers to crunch and bedtime stories to read and god forbid you show up for an extramarital orgy on time.
     
    Plan9, Nov 1, 2012
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  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    All the cool kids come fashionably late to the orgy.
     
    the_jazz, Nov 1, 2012
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Never been in an orgy, but I have walked in on one... and I got the feeling you didn't wanna be there once everything went all Krispy Kreme.

    ...

    Wow, I totally feel like shit today. I'm very rarely sick and thus this is incredibly amusing. I feel like Superman near some Kryptonite.

    Even my pullup bar is like, "Hey, is that it? Jesus, go back to bed. Pussy."
     
    Plan9, Nov 1, 2012
    #15627
  8. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    The weather is changing...I'm preparing for 9 months of rain and darkness. I sort of only like Oregon 3 months out of the year. Seriously, this non-stop misty rain makes me really pissy.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Nov 1, 2012
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  9. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

    Location:
    Texas USA
    Had a great b-day yesterday, recovering today.
     
    Ozmanitis, Nov 1, 2012
    #15629
  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I has a kitty on my lap.
     
    snowy, Nov 1, 2012
    #15630
  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Lots and lots of pics
     
    ralphie250, Nov 1, 2012
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  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Thursday is staring me in the face and all I want to do is go back to bed.
     
    snowy, Nov 1, 2012
    #15632
  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Just bought like a dozen boxes of ammo at Wally World. I'm now a fully-fledged dummustuk turrurist!

    Fighting the man as a teenager? Crankin' punk music. Fighting the man as an adult? Expensive hobbies.

    ...

    Yeah, yeah, yeah...

    Lemme let you in on a big disappointing truth, Ralphie; you've been lied to long enough. Check it: women don't actually have G-string baby oil pillow fight parties. It's all part of their mythology. If it's anything like what happened at my exwife's bachelorette party, they'll don baggy clothes, drink white wine, watch chick flicks and maybe suck a hunky male dancer's cock after spraying it with whipped cream.

    Clearly nothing worth photographing.​
     
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    Plan9, Nov 1, 2012
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  14. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I bet the wife will be happy with me in a few minutes.......


    [​IMG]



    Prong on her wedding ring broke. Instead of fixing it as is (plain solitaire w/plain band), she picked this setting and we sent it off. Wasn't supposed to be ready for 2 more weeks. Jeweler called and said it was ready. Surprising her at her office with it now.
     
    Borla, Nov 1, 2012
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  15. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    So, bought four bags of candy, and had one trick-or-treater... Cayvmann might be gaining weight soon. I do so love the candy
     
    Cayvmann, Nov 1, 2012
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  16. RangerJoe

    RangerJoe Slightly Tilted

    I'm really excited to be doing this! After this week, I really need to get away for a minute and not think about finances, houses, and landlords!
     
    RangerJoe, Nov 1, 2012
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  17. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    One exam down, one to go. Time for a break: celebratory pizza and Netflix.
     
    GeneticShift, Nov 1, 2012
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  18. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    That's why i bought candy I don't like.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Nov 1, 2012
    #15638
  19. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Since Plan9 is under the weather, I'll channel his spirit.

    Relevant​
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    the_jazz, Nov 1, 2012
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  20. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I've told you guy I have an obscenely giant head, right?

    In an effort to maximize my riding season in cold northern IL winters, I've been looking for a reasonably inexpensive full face helmet. With leathers, good gloves, and the full fairing on my bike, everything but my cheeks and forehead were comfortable down to 45-50*. My face has been freezing off. But I didn't want to spend $300-400 on a helmet that I'll probably only wear a handful of times a year. I finally found a decent helmet for a good price, and after much shopping, stopped and picked it up today.

    [​IMG]

    Check out the size. :eek:
     
    Last edited: Nov 1, 2012
    Borla, Nov 1, 2012
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