sex toys.

Umm, I would imagine you lube up, then jerk off like normal except you're sticking it in something.

I can't imagine cleanup would be very fun though. :shrug:

 

Yeah, the Fleshlight doesn't hop off and head to the bathroom when you're done. Or bring you a beer when it comes back.

Seriously? I can't see the Fleshlight cleanup being any different than sex. You make a deposit, you washcloth it up. Wow.

 

psshaw

You can't be serious. Unscrewing a cap or whatever it uses in order to get to your salt-deposit in order to clean it up can't be on the same level or nearly as fun/interesting as cleanup after......SEX. I mean really??

 

Well, as a teenager that once decided against filling a wide mouth Gatorade bottle up with lotion and trying to fuck it, I guess I'll never know the joy of the Fleshlight or its laborious cleanup. If I'm alone, my hand has been pleasing me right for two decades. If I'm not, I use my award-winning subtle hint tactics to try to acquire a blowjob from whatever woman I'm shacked up with at the time. I'm all for chicks using sex toys because sex toys seem like a chick thing... kinda like lingerie and "feeling sexy." Those things don't compute for XYs because we're hairy heathens that should be making fists or filling holes. Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong, I realize I sound a little bit like a chauvinistic lumberjack He-Man dinosaur.

 

I'd love to correct you, but you're right.

My hand knows what I want, when I want it and how I want it. It doesn't judge me. It never has moods. It doesn't need to "feel sexy". It's slutty enough to do my bidding. If I want to dress it up, I can. Not that I do. But I could. That's the point, damn it.

Sometimes, it teases me and gets me in the mood, even when I don't think I feel like it. It's a minx.

What's not to like?

A gatorade bottle can't do all that.

 

It's not that complicated to clean up, geebus. Unscrew two things, wash with mild soap and let air dry. Just like your woman, but you can't unscrew her.

 

I didnt know that it unscrewed.

 

Completely wrong.

I do p90x, not crossfit. kthx.

 

I've tried one and sorry but for me it wasnt worth it. My hand works better, the PP just felt kinda meh. Truth is I lost interest after a while and ended up just tossing it aside and finishing myself off like I always do when I'm getting myself off. I'm not saying some people don't think they're great, I'm just saying my years of practice of giving myself a hand and knowing exactly how to get myself off is better than a PP any day for me.

 

Lubricant is essential. It makes sense to buy in bulk.
Maybe TFP members would like to club together for the Amazon 50 Gallon Drum of "Passion" Water-based Lube.
... and the 82 customer reviews are very creative indeed!

 

Been using Jo lately. Expensive as all git out, but lots of... bang for the buck, so to speak, and quite nice overall.

 

we could take up a collection

 

OMG stay away from vibrating glass. It sounds like a jackhammer! I've yet to find a quiet glass vibe. I think some things are left sans technology anyway... The glass has smoothness that outdoes vibration on certain days...

Every now and then the vagina likes different things - just like women. Vaginas are little women living between our legs. Yes, that's what I said.

 

I wish I could un-screw my ex...

 

Oooh I never found this one when searching, but searching "erotic art" bang here it is! Should the sex toy thread I made be added to this one, should we post here instead? Lol. Some days still learning the ropes here.

 

We bought this Beauty!!( It's a little "bigger than what we expected"!' Got it from England! Very realistic, but too thick for a guy( if they wanted to " play" with it! It is a good, thick 8 inches! Yikes!! What do YOU think?

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