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how many times a week?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Oct 20, 2011.

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  1. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
     
    Japchae, Oct 23, 2012
    #361
  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Yeah, for some reason I never pictured you as Thomas Magnum before this moment.

    Keep laughing. I will continue to recharge TFP using WTF moments and 50 Shades of Grey.

    ...

    Ugh, I really need to get some ass tonight. These 12+ hour days of hers are totally unacceptable.
     
    Last edited: Oct 24, 2012
    Plan9, Oct 24, 2012
    #362
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  3. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    I hear there's this new fangled thing called a pocket pussy

    *squeaksqueaksqueaksqueak*

    I wonder if it comes with a squeegee
     
    Random McRandom, Oct 24, 2012
    #363
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  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    You are my Tyler Durden.

    It's time for me to figuratively blow the shit out of my IKEA-laden apartment.

    Where's the lye?


    View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfDVLsBXYcM
     
    Last edited: Oct 24, 2012
    Baraka_Guru, Oct 24, 2012
    #364
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  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    /conversation re-railed
     
    Plan9, Oct 24, 2012
    #365
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  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    How about I re-rail your face?! :mad:
     
    Last edited: Oct 24, 2012
    Baraka_Guru, Oct 24, 2012
    #366
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  7. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I just took a shower and I'm going to bed. Planning on a Sunday morning sexfest and brunch at noon.:)
     
    Lindy, Oct 28, 2012
    #367
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  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Everyone will be happy to know that i scored last night. 9 weeks later let's just say it didn't last long.:mad:
     
    ralphie250, Oct 28, 2012
    #368
  9. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    This isn't all all funny but you and I both experienced the same situation last night--maybe your dry spell lasted a bit longer, not much. I wasn't super-thrilled at how long everything took, either--13 minutes, foreplay and all.
     
    Fangirl, Oct 28, 2012
    #369
  10. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I am embarrassed by my riches.:(
     
    Lindy, Oct 28, 2012
    #370
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  11. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    I sometimes think because I had a really great bout of sexual activity over a near-2 year period--years ago, before I married, that that was it for me and I should be glad that I had it that great. At least I know firsthand what great sex is.
    It's either that or fall into a vortex of self pity. :(
     
    Fangirl, Oct 28, 2012
    #371
  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Holy shit.....
    On the way home my wife called and said my daughter was going trick or treating with my sister in law, and she was getting in the shower, and would be waiting on me when i got home. :cool: needless to say i hauled ass home took a shower and had hot sex. Man o man thats the first time in a long time we had had sex on a weeknight...
     
    ralphie250, Oct 31, 2012
    #372
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  13. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    High five Ralphie!
     
    fflowley, Oct 31, 2012
    #373
  14. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Thanks. Im happy happy happy tonight
     
    ralphie250, Oct 31, 2012
    #374
  15. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Seeing the "per week" bit in the thread title amuses me at times.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Oct 31, 2012
    #375
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  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Are you going for the 2012 Crotchwebs award here or what? I mean, currently MMG's complaints are edging you out...
     
    Plan9, Oct 31, 2012
    #376
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  17. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    No complaints here, too many other things currently to figure out properly like financial matters and just where I should be living. Anywho, never mind me.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Nov 1, 2012
    #377
  18. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    No. I refuse. As a member of Put that Pussy on a Pedestal International (PPPI), I'm here to tell you that your situation is completely unacceptable.

    You have reproduced. That's an indicator that you may have had pussy at some point in a previous life.

    As such, you should be wearing that thing out like a kid with two Tonka trucks.

    Leave no prostate behind.
     
    Plan9, Nov 1, 2012
    #378
  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    same answer...still, not enough. :rolleyes:
     
    rogue49, Nov 1, 2012
    #379
  20. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Nothing since Sunday morning...
     
    Lindy, Nov 1, 2012
    #380
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