Pointless Announcements

aw, man. Prez. like a bullet to my heart.
The Wire has the damndest way of pulling that shit out of nowhere.

 

Xerxes you made me laugh and snowy it's no big deal. Just like Obama a bunch of times. There are a bunch of pages you can like about him.

 

Well that was an unexpectedly fun time.

 

I love having a male gynecologist. Do you know why I love have a male gyno?
Because he doesn't feel the need to have a conversation while he's down there. If he has something to say, he stands up and says it, rather than speaking into the wizard sleeve under the stupid paper drape. He does his thing and gets out. Women tend to get all chatty and shit while they're down there. My new gyno gets out of there before bringing up politics. The last one waited until she had a piece of cold metal shoved up the fun tunnel to bring up elephants vs. donkeys. Plus, the dude wears Led Zep t-shirts under his scrubs and rocks a mustache-less goatee like the hubs. Total geek.

 

"So, Who will you be voting for? Answer carefully or never orgasm again."

Now I know how Bush won twice.

 

Make sure you bury the body (or bodies) deep enough. 8 or 10 feet down might be enough.

 

Learned a 'new' song by Coheed on guitar today. Exactly what I needed to get re-energized about playing again.

 

I've loved this track since its release, but I never knew it had such a fucked up videoclip to go with it.

 

Smokey Robinson is smooth as hell.

 

everyone knows that dead hookers are buried in shallow graves in the nevada desert. the general rule is a foot for every hundred dollars you spent.

 

Do you make an exception for the girls with "bargain rates"? 2-6 inches sounds a bit too shallow.

 

Another day of presentations and eating all day. I feel so trapped!!

 

Oh yeah, definitely a great voice.

 

Canadians.

 

Alright Wednesday, we're getting off to a nice start. Stay that way, damn it.

 

Funny. Here I was thinking you already resembled a 102 year old woman.