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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    Reminds me of that one joke, a man walks up to a stunning brunette and asks her "hey, would you have sex with me for a million dollars?" Although taken aback by his incrediby rude forwardness, she considered it for a minute and said, "yes".

    "Ok", he said, suddenly emboldened by her participation. "What about $50?"
    She was thoroughly scandalized at this point to which she exclaimed, "what kind of woman do you take me for?!".
    And the man replied, "We already know what kind of woman you are, now we're just haggling over the price."
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    Oh god, this is the most offensive comment I have ever read.
     
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  2. Same thing
     
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  3. Cwtch38

    Cwtch38 Bat Shit Crazy

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    3am and I can't sleep AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    If Zombie's the green alien chick, I'm in. Borla and Jazz are on their own...
     
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  5. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    ZombieSquirrel, that thudding noise you hear is the sound of several thousand Star Wars & Star Trek fans all dropping to the ground from shock at that statement.

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    Augh ... It's, like, you don't have any respect for, like, anything in this universe.
     
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  7. Shot a 9mm Beretta for the second time ever today. The first time, didn't even hit my target. This second time, got a bullseye. I think I'm getting the hand of this whole "using a handgun" thing.
     
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  8. Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battle Star something or another.....

    No, I don't give two nuts about any of them, but I do like driving you guys crazy!

    I compare Star Wars to the Bible. I haven't finished either one, but I get the gist of what happens from pop culture and people constantly shoving it down my throat.
     
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  9. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

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    Temasek
    It's okay... as far as Star Wars is concerned, you aren't missing much.
     
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  10. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    Star Wars does have three good films. Some people say there are actually six of them but I prefer to dismiss those.
    There is some there truth to the "odd numbered" curse with the Star Trek films, especially with the last one.
     
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  11. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

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    I agree with that, But I actually liked the remake Abrams did in 2009, Didn't really care for the writing too much. But changing the entire timeline for the Star Trek universe was ingenious. Allowing future films and movies to finally break away from the very closed in old Star Trek universe and create their own while still following Roddenberry's concept.
     
  12. Kinda like rugby and mud wrestling. Same action, different venue. :D
     
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  13. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

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    or Baseball and Cricket
     
  14. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    You lost me until "shoving things down [your] throat." Then you were back on track.
     
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  15. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    You are beyond fucked if Plan9 sees this.
     
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  16. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    AMERICA IS ... something.

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed


    I lol'ed while ignoring the fact that it's not only amurika that perpetuates this branding.
     
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  18. cheap ass
     
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    One of my pet peeves of working from home: it can be like a game of Broken Telephone over email.
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    Do you mean "cheap-ass" or "cheap ass"? :confused:
     
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  20. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Why drag ZombieSquirrel into this........
     
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