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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    It's still Monday, right?
     
    Cayvmann, Oct 16, 2012
    #15021
  2. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

    Location:
    Texas USA
    Spent all day at the State fair yesterday..my feet are killing me.
     
    Ozmanitis, Oct 16, 2012
    #15022
  3. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I should expound... I'm an EXPENSIVE whore. High Class!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Oct 16, 2012
    #15023
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  4. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Well now that we know what you are, let's work on the price.

    /oldjoke
     
    Craven Morehead, Oct 16, 2012
    #15024
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  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    So, you're like pretty woman??
     
    ralphie250, Oct 16, 2012
    #15025
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  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    You are one of those hookers that already has rented her own room at the no-tell motel, eh? Nice.
     
    Borla, Oct 16, 2012
    #15026
  7. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Quiet or she'll show you her pimp hand.
     
    the_jazz, Oct 16, 2012
    #15027
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  8. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    Does that cost extra, or does it come with the basic package?
     
    Borla, Oct 16, 2012
    #15028
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  9. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    That depends - what's she wearing?
     
    the_jazz, Oct 16, 2012
    #15029
  10. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I don't know, she's still in the bathroom changing.

    I hope it's not the Chewbacca costume again, that creeps me out. Plus I hate getting hair in my teeth.
     
    Borla, Oct 16, 2012
    #15030
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  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    The movie-quality one? Yeah, that one sheds. Plus the bandoleers smack me in the head when she's on top.
     
    the_jazz, Oct 16, 2012
    #15031
  12. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I think I'm going to quit now. I don't mind getting slapped around, but I'm pretty sure if I push it much further she will actually murder me.
     
    Borla, Oct 16, 2012
    #15032
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  13. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Wimp. I'm still alive, aren't I? Granted, it's not much of a life, but still!
     
    the_jazz, Oct 16, 2012
    #15033
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  14. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    She obviously hasn't read this far yet. Wait till tomorrow.
     
    Borla, Oct 16, 2012
    #15034
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  15. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    That's really weird!
     
    Freetofly, Oct 16, 2012
    #15035
  16. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    I don't think I ever appreciated Will Smith's talents as a musician.

     
    Remixer, Oct 16, 2012
    #15036
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  17. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Oh you boys. I'm imagining a pretty epic Devil's Three-way with Borla dressed as Luke Skywalker and the_jazz dressed as Princess Leia. I of course will be Vader.

    That's all I know about Star Trek guys so I'll be winging it after that.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Oct 16, 2012
    #15037
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  18. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

    Location:
    Texas USA
    Umm, that would be Star Wars Zombie...Star Trek three-way would be Urhra, Kirk, and some really hot green alien chick.
     
    Ozmanitis, Oct 16, 2012
    #15038
  19. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I pissed away this entire day and I feel pretty damn good about it.
     
    mixedmedia, Oct 16, 2012
    #15039
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  20. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Hey, don't try to horn in on my devil's threesome! It's fucked up enough as is!
     
    the_jazz, Oct 16, 2012
    #15040
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