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Sexual fantasy

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Aug 1, 2012.

  1. streak_56

    streak_56 I'm doing something, going somewhere...

    Location:
    C eh N eh D eh....
    I'm up for anything, my personal favourites are just moving the panties aside, for some odd reason, that will get me going and harder than anything. I'm a supporter of lingerie as well.
     
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  2. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Oh no, the starfucker complex.

    I prefer to fuck
    Someone not stuck
    On himself
     
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  3. Innocentmiss

    Innocentmiss Getting Tilted

    Ok so I read this thread before bed, now I'm stuck on how to calm my new fantasy/obsession. The insatiable mischief maker within me( on the surface I'm a quiet little prude mouse) has thought of a new plan for this Halloween party I'm attending. The thought is making me giddy and I might just be brave n do it! I want to get one of those remote control vibrators and just casually walk up to him (the object of my crush, a friend of a friend) and hand him the remote, smile and walk away! I however have no idea what he might think, but I have already arranged to stay on his sofa that night (through his flatmate/my best friend) it could get awkward!
     
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  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Thats an awesome idea.
     
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  5. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    That is superlatively, excessively hot.
     
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  6. Oh my, time for a shower
     
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  7. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Do a redhead from behind while she eats out a blonde. And vice versa.
     
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  8. Innocentmiss

    Innocentmiss Getting Tilted

    You're tellin me! I miay need several showers a day till the 26th October - Now just to get a sexy Halloween costume sorted!
     
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  9. greywolf

    greywolf Slightly Tilted

    And we will want to hear all the details of that party! ;)
     
  10. Innocentmiss

    Innocentmiss Getting Tilted

    Its arrived! A few days ago I ordered a remote control vibe - its here, I'm actually a bit nervous. Do I or do I not open the box yet? Its a bit scary transitioning from imagination to real, what if he thinks I'm a nutter! (Obviously I am but I don't always want the world to know!)
     
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  11. AlterMoose

    AlterMoose Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Pangaea
    Open. The. Box.
    You don't want your new friend's...er...maiden voyage to be at the Halloween party, under someone else's control. You'll want to be familiar with how it feels and with its range of activity. Besides, why wait until a special occasion? Any opportunity to work out a new sex toy is a special occasion!
     
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  12. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    ^^^ Yeah, that.

    You'll want to know how to place it just right, whether/how well to lubricate it, and what to expect. After all, the night could get a little surprising if you go in expecting the occasional vibey goodness punctuated by the odd sultry little whimpering O, but instead you're trying to walk around with what feels like a 450 horsepower kosher pickle strapped to your goodies, making you scream like a banshee and spritz like freshly popped champagne. Not saying that'd be a deal-breaker, but....

     
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  13. this thread FTW
     
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  14. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Oh I don't know what FTW means. I will look it up.
     
  15. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    To many shit what does it mean?
     
  16. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    For The Win
     
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Females, Toys, and Weed
     
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  18. kramus

    kramus what I might see Donor

    Fap The Willie, Funny Thread Winner, Furries Taint Web, Fails To Weep, Fabulous To Wear, Fungus Tastes Weird . . .
     
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  19. Innocentmiss

    Innocentmiss Getting Tilted

    Oh n here was I thinking it ment F*ck the world!
     
  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Some threads but not this one:cool: