Pointless Announcements

TGIF only 3 more hours!

 

Rain rain and more rain in rainy Wales, We haven't had a summer yet and somehow I don't think it's gonna happen this year. Roll on the Winter when we get more rain but this will be intersmushed with hail and the odd snow storm. Then Spring with you guessed it, more rain, then Summer again when it will probably rain again. As you can see I live in the UK's official wettest city. Swansea.. We don't get sunburned we get trench foot. And it's already cold, 11 degrees this morning.

 

You know, when I treat you with respect and try to explain why there's a problem, don't be stupid and get all insulty.

 

I'll be all insulty if I want to!!!

 

How could there possibly be a problem with you, noodle?

 

Can this apply to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan as well?

Just getting done with hell week #1: Two exams, five labs, working 25+ hours, and preparing for a Symphony Orchestra concert that occurs tomorrow night.

How I release stress: Going to the pistol range.

 

Well, I did just get so insanely angry in a Target because I couldn't find the goddamn plastic baggies and all of the clothes and earrings (mine broke last weekend) were hideously ugly, quasi-new-wave-bohemians-madness, that I almost walked out.

 

Target used to be good. I hate it now. The women's clothes have gone to shit. The pseudo upscale designer stuff is awful.

 

So you are still in the store?

 

It's just Target. Walk the f@#% out.

 

I told the cashier, who made the mistake of asking if I found everything I was looking for, that I was so pissed about looking for damn ziploc baggies that I almost walked out of the store and that they need to change their fucking signage. He said, "uhhhh yeah." And I left.

In other news, if Shazaam can't recognize your band's last 10 covers of well-known songs, you might need to shut the fuck up. Ooooh, the Raging Ovarian Twins might be rearing their blessed heads....

 

Luckily, I see you fixed your typo- otherwise I was going to post a pic about that.

 

Feckin' autocorrect!!

 

Oh, what the hell- I hate to see all 2 mins. of hard work go to waste:


Oh, to answer the question: How do you cover a well-known dong? With a condom!

(ba-dum-bum!)


*looks around, really wishes Plan9 were here... *

 

Gosh, I can't wait for this horrible day to end.

 

Been a very long day, so glad it's almost over.

 

Shot time!

 

this made my evening far better.
so i pass it on to you

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