Pointless Announcements

This stupid Kyocera multifunction printer at work is currently the bane of my existence. Defenestration party?

 

Ishmael and Queequeg did sleep together. If you remember correctly, before they boarded the ship, they shared a room/bed since all rooms in the Inn were full. Now, whether they did anything besides sleeping is a totally different subject, but I bet they compared harpoons.

 

I look damn good......

 

My ears are really liking the bit from 9:40 onwards!

 

Bwahahahaha!



oh this brings me so much joy!

/order? yes.

 

Isn't this a Jennifer Love Hewitt product? She goes on talk shows and raves about how shes all vagazzled! I think you can get them on QVC.

 

Ya. It is, but other than hearing her talk about it once, I've never actually seen them until today so...yeah. My cart is loaded.

 

Oh, I thought you were upset and wanted to cheer you up.

 

I'm meeting my eldest son's live-in gf for lunch (alone, we've gone out as a family) the first time tomorrow. I wonder which one of us is more nervous about this whilst we pretend it's 'just 2 gf's goin' to lunch'?

 

My wife's email address just received this gem:
"New York State " Department of Motor VehiclesUNIFORM TRAFFIC TICKET
POLICE AGENCY
NEW YORK STATE POLICELocal Police CodeTHE PERSON DESCRIBED ABOVE IS CHARGED AS FOLLOWS
Time: 3:18 AMDate of Offense: 09/12/2011IN VIOLATION OF NYS V AND T LAWDescription of Violation:SPEED OVER 55 ZONETO PLEAD, PRINT CLICK HERE AND FILL OUT THE FORM"

Turns out the NYPD uses a hotmail address to send these out. Funny thing is my wife never said told me she was jumper/teleporter before this; Eastern Washington to NYC is more than a day trip last i knew. And the NYPD also uses sites like "domainnamehere.ru" for their forms, the russian mob must have some truly deep connections.

 

I'll take Borla if he also comes with Stanley, steaks, and a great bottle of wine. I am not easily appeased.

 

If I'm looking up office supplies/decorations.....that's like work isn't it?

 

Heavy traffic, almost got run off the road 3 times, almost got broadsided once, almost got rearended twice and every imaginable type of idiot out and about today.
Oh mighty and powerful traffic Gods..how have I offended thee?

 

I have to tell you my daughter in law is awesome. We started out with lunches and then I got her a job with me and we became good friends.
She calls me by my name which I really like, because I'm not her mom. We talk often and she loves my son and she is great for him.
They are talking kids now, so I'm ready to be a grandmom anytime.

 

I'm getting drunk in my basement and watching Phantom of the Opera. Someone talk to me.

 

babysitting while the mrs works. i hate being a housedad on a long weekend.

 

I'm sorry.

 

We are still at that awkward stage where she doesn't call me anything! I so remember that myself with both my MIL's that I eventually called by their first names.
She and J are talking kids--she especially, as she just turned 31 and is quite secure professionally--so she's ready. He OTOH, is still getting his professional act together (he's 29 but was a very bad boy back in his younger years--read all about it in TFP 4.0 when I was Double D--a thread I started asking if I should throw him out ) but I could easily see them role-reverse if they have a kid. J, after all, was brought up by a feminist, haha. The things we do to our children. I totally would welcome a babe or two.

It seems Freetofly, that you and I are pretty much at the same stage of life.

 

Ahem....

IT IS CALLED "PARENTING" WHEN IT IS YOUR OWN CHILD.

That is all.

 

or

"Turning them into mean little shits"

Having your kids while the Mrs. is away is a great time to do all those things that you otherwise get into trouble for. Take full advantage.