Pointless Announcements

For the ZombieSquirrel in all of us...

 

After not having the windows open all summer... I'd forgotten how much Benjen feels he needs to protect the realm from squirrels, other dogs, people, and leaves.

 

LMAO. Very wise words Cayvmann. worthy of Solomon.

 

my daughter and I are completely addicted to blueberry greek yogurt.

actually, she's the one who forced me to try it...since I made her try some different food, she thought it was only fair.

 

Hey, if Red Bull could get you intoxicated, that may just as well be the truth.

 

I did it guys I went tonight after work and had my right nipple pierced to match the left. They are now both really pretty. Surprisingly it hurt less the second time ??

 

there's just no way I could drink something with 'red' in the title that uses the slogan "it gives you wings"

 

Their slogan sounds significantly better in German, but yeah, I'll give you that.

I could always argue that I do it because of my fiancee's Thai roots.

Mmm.... 5th drink of 40% Vodka and 60% Red Bull.

So good.

Glory, sexytime?

 

I swear I pound my head repeatedly on the desk every time I read your vodka posts.

not only are you ruining vodka with red bull, but you ARE PUTTING MORE FILLER THAN ALCOHOL IN YOUR DRINK!!!

GAHHHH

/headexplodes

 

everything was going along more or less normal-like, la la la.
then i ran into this:

LORN & DOLOR - 'DRUGS' by Ninja Tune on SoundCloud - Create, record and share your sounds for free

 

pics are in TE x

 

Man. I've just had my, like, 6th 40% Vodka drink. And my glasses are 300 ml.

When I started, I had a full 2L bottle of Absolut. Now I'm down by a third.

How much Alcohol do I need to infest my liver with to earn your approval, mate?

I'd much rather use KY Jelly. *wink, wink like only Baraka_Guru can *

 

when you put your big girl panties on and lose the red bull and get down to half the bottle, come back and we'll talk.

...if you're swallowing the KY, you're doing it wrong!

 

No offense to the Baraka, but no one should be taking sex tips from him.

That you are explains a lot.

 

You must've misread. I have a 2 liter bottle of Absolute. I'm down by a third. Meaning, I already consumed over 650 ml of pure Vodka.

Fucking hell, man. If I consume anymore than this, my German friend will lose his previous "retarded drunken Remixer dance" memory to something even more obscure.

I remember distinctly how in 2009 I consumed almost an entire 1L Absolut bottle. I went to sleep half-naked, only to terrorize my friends half an hour later, that we need to go to Burger King. And half-naked? Yeah, bottom half completely gone.

Many pictures were taken that night.

Hah. Very witty.

Come over to Dubai in your private Gulfstream, and I'll teach some things about gay sex.

 

Remixer

nope I didn't misread

Let's recap:

1.Shitty vodka
2.Mixing with Red Bull
3.Complaining about missing pants
4.Swallowing KY Jelly
5.bragging about consuming insignificant amount of previously mentioned shitty vodka
6.OFFERING GAY SEX TO the_jazz

yup. you definitely need to put on a pair of big girl panties.