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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Nov. 28- Dec. 2
     
    genuinemommy, Sep 19, 2012
    #14021
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  2. amonkie

    amonkie Very Tilted

    Location:
    Windy City
    The last 5 days have ROYALLY sucked.

    So we think we should fix this by getting a new kitty... mine has been grieving for 2 weeks. We shall see if Mork is coming home with us today.
     
    amonkie, Sep 19, 2012
    #14022
  3. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Kitties, bunnies, and puppies solve most of the world's ills.
     
    genuinemommy, Sep 19, 2012
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  4. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Not funny.
     
    Japchae, Sep 19, 2012
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  5. amonkie

    amonkie Very Tilted

    Location:
    Windy City
    I swear that is his actual name!! Not made up by us.
     
    amonkie, Sep 19, 2012
    #14025
  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Which, of course, is the day after I leave.
     
    the_jazz, Sep 19, 2012
    #14026
  7. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    Can we please give MeltedMetalGlob a fucking award for being so freaking awesome?
     
    Lordeden, Sep 19, 2012
    #14027
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  8. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Even if it is just a coincidence, I think it's pretty hilarious.
     
    snowy, Sep 19, 2012
    #14028
  9. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    I'm pretty sure you could set up a meet at your house after you've quit your job, while you're lying in bed stoned and drunk with boystown porn on the laptop and as soon as people show up, you'd say you had to catch a plane for a business trip and couldn't meet.
     
    Random McRandom, Sep 19, 2012
    #14029
  10. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Oh please. I've never even had the chance to flake on you. I'm fairly sure that you're just a government creation to infect the South with drunk, surly Red Sox fans.
     
    the_jazz, Sep 19, 2012
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  11. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Hmmm...I think Red Bull kinda tastes like sweet tarts. And the liquor to mix it with is obviously Malibu rum. Except I usually drink it liquor (and sugar-) free. Sugar free RockStar isn't quite as good, but it's cheaper, so I get it more often.



    In other news, the windows of the house are all open, and it's glorious.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Sep 19, 2012
    #14031
  12. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed


    fuck.

    /timetocallwitnessprotectionagain
     
    Random McRandom, Sep 19, 2012
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  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    This is irrelevant considering vodka is for those who don't like spirits.

    You know, kind of like how white zinfandel is for those who don't like wine.
     
    Last edited: Sep 19, 2012
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 19, 2012
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  14. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed


    I seriously hope that you're thankful you aren't sitting next to me right now...
     
    Random McRandom, Sep 19, 2012
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    For more reasons than one, my friend.... For more reasons than one....
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 19, 2012
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  16. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    dude. I showered 3 days ago.
     
    Random McRandom, Sep 19, 2012
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Dude, the last time I sat next to you, the following morning I woke up with a serious hangover in the alley behind the Blue Oyster Bar.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 19, 2012
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  18. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    When turning in my candidate evaluation after the interviews, is it wrong of me to suggest to the search committee that I choose candidate #4 because he's the sexiest?

    I was going to say that he's a very attractive older gentleman, then I realized he's probably only in his 40's. That's not really old anymore since I'm in my 30's.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Sep 19, 2012
    #14038
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  19. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    you should just be thankful your ass wasn't sore.
     
    Random McRandom, Sep 19, 2012
    #14039
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  20. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    Last time I sat next to him, I woke up with a majestic mullet and the need to cheer for a losing baseball team.
     
    Lordeden, Sep 19, 2012
    #14040
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