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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    What little blue pill? I've never taken one in my life. I'm fairly certain that I'll never need one. Sometimes "walking hard-on" isn't so much an insult as a descriptor.

    Apparently you've mistaken what I do for a living, which is placing the product liability for the things that Americans have designed to kill people like you. If those products fuck up and hurt the American, that's where my coverage kicks in. True story.

    Or I could just ask you to turn on the Cubs/Cardinals game on Sunday and look for my friends Neil and Jean and their two kids, Ben and Sammy, sitting right beside the owners using the tickets that I gave them. Which is an actual demonstration of the aforementioned power.
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    I think that you just lost the "smarter" contest, considering the "prize" is ZombieSquirrel, who everyone knows reeks of jock straps and old beer. Not to mention that the rednecks are going to have a field day with you when you say something stupid like that in the States. You're not even a good German. No wonder they kicked you out to get an education somewhere else.
     
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  2. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Alright, alright. Striking off the sex department in this pissing contest.

    Your product liability comment actually reminds me that I know some nice people back in the States who like to play with those products in the dark and in small teams.

    Also a mental note to myself: When actually watching one of those dumbass American sports games, make sure to awe in amazement at the seating placement of a bunch of people I don't know next to other people I don't care about.

    Try again, but this time in one of the world's biggest industrial exhibitions. ;)
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    Don't worry. I'll convert ZS to a Vodka fan in less than 0.2 seconds. Once my infamous drunken dance is on display, there is no resisting that devilish temptation.

    You'd be surprised at just how many Germans appreciate Vodka. Beer is for drinking while eating fatty foods and watching a sports match. Vodka is the partymaker.
     
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  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    *sneaks ZombieSquirrel away while the other dumb boys are fighting over stupid boy stuff*


    Shut up ya'll, I win. :cool:
     
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  4. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    Hmm...
    [​IMG]

    This may seem effective, but in reality- this didn't work the first 846 times I tried it...
     
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  5. 1) the_jazz - I am a totally awesome prize. You can take your so-called "power" and shove it up your ass after Glory's Sun is done with it!
    2) Remixer - Who said I didn't like vodka?
    3) Borla - Thank you for being a gentleman.
    4) MeltedMetalGlob - If you wanna try your 847th time on me, it might work! ;)
     
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  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Lulz. If I am the "gentleman" in this fight, ya'll should be seriously ashamed of yourselves. :D
     
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  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Ahh, I love book club.
     
  8. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    My Intro to Programming online course starts Monday. I'm excited!
     
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  9. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    There are a number of TFPers that are shorter than I am, you would be surprised who stands shorter than the hobbit.

    No vodka for me, not my favorite liquor.

    I am proud to say, I have no idea what a Red Bull tastes like. Never had one.
     
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  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Ever had a fluoride treatment at the dentist? The adult kind with no flavoring where you swish and spit? It's like that.
     
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  11. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

    Location:
    Texas USA
    That's a pretty good description Snowy, I was going to say "taste like crap". But yours is good too.
     
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  12. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    I've heard they taste like shit, why anyone would drink them is beyond me. Plus, those kinds energy drinks gives me the sweats and the shakes. I'll stick to starbuck's double shots as my "oh god I need to be awake" drink.
     
  13. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Ehhh, they're not so bad with vodka in them. I prefer Rockstar Zero Carb though. That's like liquid popsicle.
     
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  14. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    I have severe issues with any group of people talking about taste and then mentioning Starbucks in the same line, but the hell can I expect from Americans? :rolleyes:

    I keep getting reminded of that stylish punk girl who was my classmate in highschool and how she kept rambling on about Frappuccinos (huge new thing with retards back then).

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    snowy , if we ever meet, I will make sure to give you bottles of at least three different Vodkas as a gift. I find I must appreciate my fellow Vodka + Energy drinkers more.
     
  15. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    If natural talent had anything to do with it, the dildo industry would be broke...
     
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  16. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

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  17. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher


    Whoa, whoa, whoa. Settle down there. I didn't deny that you're not a "totally awesome prize". If you weren't I wouldn't waste my time harassing you.

    And I'm still trying to figure out how Borla managed to be the nice guy here. That one just amazes me.
     
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  18. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    What the holy fuck?

    VODKA SHOULD NOT BE TAINTED WITH FLAVOR OR RED BULL!

    it's almost alarming that the vodka thing saddens me more than being involved in sodomy with the_jazz

    ZombieSquirrel you do realize I left jazz long ago right? He has a horse collar down there. It kills mah self esteem.
     
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  19. Good vodka should be enjoyed by itself. I keep a high end vodka on hand to enjoy on the rocks and cheaper vodka for bloody marys and other mixes.

    My drink of choice for years has been Grey Goose on the rocks with a lemon squeeze. Damned good.
     
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  20. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    Messing around with this 70-680 lab where deploying an image via the command line should be easy, but then I get the net use permission/account locked out error. *shakes fist at stupid command lines*
     
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