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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Celebrating too many birthdays is obviously bad for most people's health.
    Statistics show that people who have celebrated a lot of birthdays are much more likely to die than people who have only celebrated a few birthdays.:D
     
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    I've got $200 still on the Higgs Boson actually doing what they say...I'm going in with Hawking. :cool:
     
  4. raging moderate

    raging moderate New Member


    I don't even have to read the rest of them. WINNER
     
  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    gotta luv O-chem... :cool:
     
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  6. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss


    :D:D:D!
     
  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Ok, this was just too cute not to put up...awww...:p
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Modern-Ancient Love. :D
     
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    It's a BIG world... :cool:

    From XKCD...just click & drag
    Linky

    And in case you're wrist gets tired...a zoomable version - Der Link
     
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    ooo...look at all the psychedelic colors...radical, man :cool:
     
  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    And now for today's Adult feature...
    sigh...reminds me of my youth in 2nd semester Physics Labs...Electro-Magnetism...sparks were in the air. ;)
     
  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Now where's my Spellbook...ahem, Lab notes? :oops:
     
  13. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Hey baby, let's go back to your place and discover our coefficient of friction.

    Alternatively, I'm falling for you at 9.8 m/s^2
     
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Nobel Gasses
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    Funny thing is...I've always thought this too...except a bit more Louis XIV'ish
     
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    OK...today we are replacing "adult" with "cute"...everyone after me, "AWWwwwww..." :p
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    sorry, I just had to put this up. Now I'm going to go throw up. :D
     
  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    and now for something from our friend at XKCD.

    If every person on Earth aimed a laser pointer at the Moon at the same time, would it change color???
    Laser Pointer

    Boy...talk about shining a light on a problem... :rolleyes:
     
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Einstein's theory of relativity :

    Two hairs in my cup of coffee is too much.
    Two hairs on my head is too little.
     
  18. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    If I could, I would replace my DNA with RNA so my genome would be full of "U".
     
  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Do or Do not. There is no try. ;)