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fucking posting bot...........

 

Now it works. Weird.

 

FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

 

Not sure what replacement part I need for this laptop.

 

Fly, do not mock Happy Posting Bot. He will come get you and most likely flay the skin from your face. There's an ancient evil in his circuitry. Tully accidentally banned a spamming witch when we first opened 5.0, and she put a curse on the HPB. By the way - if you're a teenager - for God's sake DON'T HAVE PREMARITAL SEX!

 

We got a new car yesterday.

 

I hate having problems and having no answer for the client.

QOTD from my work: (My Boss) "Have you bounced your question off of Gerry? Hmmm... How about bouncing it off of Google?"

I didn't know someone named google worked in my fucking office.

 

8 hours to go. It's going to be like a vacation even though I still have to work.

 

A bottle of rum will be purchased today and drank after work. I need to get sloshed tonight.

 

Drink some for me.

 

26 more minutes before freedom!

 

My first shot will be for you and the rest of my friends/family over in the sandbox.

 

3 1/2 hours until I'm out on a boat in the lake drinking beer, getting sunburned and watching jet planes fly over my head. So basically "Tuesday" for 9er, only no one will be shooting at me.

 

...but I'm in New Jersey.

 

There are sandboxes in NJ and I'm sure they are just as bad as some other remote sandboxes.

 

I don't get why people purposefully get drunk.
I guess I have a fear of losing control.

 

It's cheaper than telling the truth.

 

And if you use rum as a medicine, it helps with your Lonely Pity Party (tm).

 

You down with LPP?

Yeah, you know me!

 

Mother of God.