Pointless Announcements

Ugh... yeah, I'm real glad I missed the horror movie club nights that had that and I Spit On Your Grave.

Do not want.

 

I loved Cabin in the Woods.

 

There's a lot of wind blowing. Sorry, if I knew he were here I wouldn't have had beans for lunch.

 

Sometimes people cross the line just to see what will happen.

 

Is noodle 's avatar frozen for anyone else?

Edit: When I click on it, it still dances like normal.

 

Yes. As is yours.

 

Taking my munchkin hunting in the morning.good times

 

The original or the remake?
I prefer the original but they both are rather dark obviously to put it nicely. At the end of the first one Wes had the actor loop part of his belt through his open zipper so the actress could get her teeth on something and make it disturbingly realistic. *shudder*

 

I wasn't so bad, really. I mean, your average Charles Bronson movie was much more disturbing. Plus, this one was laden with enough joke material and inappropriate kazoo music to keep you bouncing in a haze of 'this is so 70s' disassociation throughout. I give it 3 out of 5 stars.

 

First night in my new digs alone. Within 20 mins. I managed to lock myself out of the house and inside the gate. Was like 45 mins of being in jail only I could see the stars. Well that and I could sit on the edge of the pool and soak my feet and finish my beer. Yeah, ok so not so much like jail but I wasn't going anywhere until someone brought me a key.

 

Just back from the airport. Have to get up and be coherent in 5 hours

 

Thanks. I never even noticed.

 

Been playing Sleeping Dogs since yesterday. Absolutely loving it so far, especially the plot. Also love their music choices. This one makes it feel like Hong Kong back in the 80s.

 

Any ideas how I can watch Doctor Who season 7 without paying $10/monthly subscription fee?

 

Oh my fucking God. I have the silliest conversations here. I thought Afghanistan was bad, but then I return to the UAE for a quick reminder of reality.

Felt like ordering fruit slushies to put my Vodka in tonight, so I called the place.

Me: "Hi, I'd like to order drinks only, please."
Her: "What would you like, sir?"
Me: "Two normal Margaritas and one Mango Margarita."
Her: "Uhhhh sorry, sir. We have run out of stock for several of the fruit drinks. Only options right now are Strawberry Margarita, Cherry Margarita, and Mango Margarita."
Me: "Oh, you don't have normal Margarita? Are you sure?"
Her: "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have it."
Me: "I see. Are your fruit drinks pre-made or do you make them fresh?"
Her: "One second, sir.... we make them all fresh, sir."
Me: "Okay. Then I'd like to change my order."
Her: " Yes, sir?"
Me: "I'd like to order one Mango Margarita, and two Mango Margarita without Mango."
*complete silence for 10-15 seconds while her brain figures out what I just did there*
Her: "Right, sir. One Mango Margarita and two normal Margaritas. They will be delivered within 30 minutes. Thank you."



EDIT: I am totally reminded of my German friend back in Sydney, who ordered a Peri-Peri Pizza... without Peri-Peri.

 

Remixer Jack Nicholson would have been proud of you...

 

You're comparing rape-torture flicks to a Charles Bronson's anon-o-murder-fests such a Death Wish? Huh.

That and "inappropriate kazoo music" definitely earned you a good chuckle. Never thought of it that way.

 

Hah. You should've seen my face when I got the delivery a few minutes ago.

I ordered 3 drinks. Why did I receive 9?

 

Party! Time to drink!