Adult Science Jokes

I know it's a shitty joke, but...

 

At least not in PUBLIC
I learned this joke finally after years of confusion & humilation, it was an astounding revelation...

 

As with most comedians...their jokes have something to do with personal experience.
I like this one...because now I'm as bald as a cueball, there was a time I was a late 80's rocker...with LONG curly hair.
And even if I looked hellbent for leather...inside I was still a science geek.

 

eww

 

Adult-oriented...

 

Medicine and Darwin wrapped up into one joke...

 

Personally, I've always liked Valence reactions (No,no...not "violent" reactions...that's a whole other chemistry )

 

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.

The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.

 

Think about it...mmm Trig tease.

 

It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy,
Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest.

 

Now this is a twisted and funny science based page...a bit long, but wonderful for it's surreal perspective, but "real" implications. (link in title)
Lots of different types of sciences used within...

A Mole of Moles
What would happen if you were to gather a mole(unit of measurement) of moles (the small furry critter) in one place?

 

hehe. Students often have a difficult time grasping the scope of mol. That's a fun way of putting it in perspective!

 

Spice up the mole planet with a little mole poblano...

 

Keepin' it real...