Pointless Announcements

Does that actually happen to dudes? I mean, if you're the chronic masturbation type, you've already got years and years of prostate toughening and penis calluses.

I mean, I'd probably shot off at least 1200 rounds before I even had the simple joy of touching boobies. Dude, my junk was broke in like an old pair of combat boots.

The few times I've experienced an accelerated launch it was due to the girl doing some super naughty shit halfway through the session. Stuff no man on Earth can resist.

 

Story of my life. Story of my life!

 

i was thinking about things.
then i stumbled across this.

 

Got a bad belly

 

Same here... still.

 

Comfortably turned on by a Cialis commerical.

 

...do tell.

 

Dry spell.

 

What commercial was it? I mean, I'm confused... aren't they all like random bath tubs in the mountains and couples holding hands on the beach?

Not that I'm one to talk, though. I get oddly aroused at those Dove commercials with the "real women" smiling and showing off their armpits.

 

No. That's Viagra. Cialis is hotter. More giggling and horseplay. Love dat shee-it.
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Wanna see my pits?

 

Why does 31 sound and feel sooooooooooooooooooooooo much older than 30?

 

Yeah, I can dig that. Wonder when they'll start doing the 50 Shades of Grey lip bite in those ads.

Sure do. Post 'em in TEx. Be the best post there in a million years.

...

Well, it's probably because you're now officially a cougar. Good luck on dodging all those horny college sophomores.

 

Oh my god, shut UP.

*poke*

 

I thought I had more time before that happened.....

yes ma'am

**poke**

 

I like this version better!

 

Tonight, while I was mopping up the dried blood that was spattered all over the floor in room two, I realized that I wouldn't want to be one of those people who clean up after crime scenes. That shit dries like shellac.

 

Decided to go with the high and tight look for the scalp again and I saw that most of the grey and white hair is no longer visible. Of course the full beard is staying for now though. I could let the top grow into a mohawk and go as Mr. T for halloween.

edit: grammatical correction

 

An hour of getting lost on Facebook (never leave me to my own devices for too long)
has culminated with this thought: