Does size really matter? (Maybe nsfw)

It rivals his:

 

Joniemack : I'm as much as a red headed emo girl as ralphie250 is a brunette in red sexy clothing

 

Who showed you the pics Joniemack?

 

nah, ralphie used to be a fat little nerd kid until he upgraded. He can't fool me.

Besides, we all know his very manly fondness for the posting games forum.

 

Now all my secrets are out. Lol
Yes i love me some posting games forums.

 

I miss your old avatar, ralphie. I'd grown quite fond of that kid.

 

There's probably a little red-headed emo girl in all of us.

Mine runs around my head carrying scissors. She scares me.

 

Ill see of i can find it.

 

In my personal experiences, size sometimes matters. Smaller peckers don't satisfy me, but there have been occasions where a smaller guy has been a better root than someone with a huge one. It depends how you like sex. If a guy with a small dick does it deep and rough, and someone with a big one is slow and steady, i'd prefer the small one. It's all about personal taste.

 

I've never been with a man I've considered too small or too large. Then again, my least favorite aspect of sex is intercourse, especially now that I'm older. A man's penis size is more relevant to me in terms of how it feels/fits in my mouth than in my vagina.

 

Aside from the obvious joke, isn't this kinda the same thing?

I mean, you probably prefer the feel of a kielbasa over a tube of Chapstick... does it really matter which orifice it goes in?

 

You're correct of course. You're always fucking correct.

Size matters. Sure it does. It matters if it's too short, too long, too thick, too thin. But can a guy sort that out for himself? It's always a relative thing, isn't it? Relative to the woman the guy is with?

That was sort of my point, expressed poorly.

 

Pretty much.

Didn't mean to upset you, lady. I'm just tired of validation threads about average-sized cocks.

I mean, can't we have a small tits anxiety thread sometime? I love me some small tits.

And--according to most users--there is no such creature as too long/too thick.

 

Aha! There is the rub... I've been able to satisfactorily fuck some small tits. You can make it work, my brother.

Kinda like how a dude with even an average penis can make a woman happy in the days of the 8" 12" standard.

 

And here's the other issue: Have you actually fucked some B cups? Huh? Have you even given them a chance? Give Bs a chance!

 

I guarantee that B's are fuckable.

And I wasn't upset. Not in the least. When you're right, you're right.

Personally, I think there probably is a thing as too long/too thick but having never come across it, I can't say for sure.

 

I keep trying to tell Baraka that Bs are where it's at--two turntables and a microphone--but he's just all Sir Mixalot when it comes to upstairs.

I thought that was part of the typical female bucket list... fuck some dude that doesn't speak the same language and "slay the dragon" of a giant cock.

At least that's what my woman keeps telling me as she Muttley-chuckles it up reading women's magazines with 5819 New Sex Tips! each month.

I'm guessing she's so amused by it because she's done both in the past and didn't realize there was a list used to keep track of such things.