Pointless Announcements

Ergh! You couldn't pay me to fuck Minaj with the_jazz's dick. She's like a Bratz doll that fell into a Lisa & Frank print.

If we ever get together for a drink, remind me to tell you the story about when I first heard that song and why it's always stuck in my head.

 

I KNOW!

but she has a boom badoom babooty.

It's pointless though, the wife would steal Rihanna and Perry and leave me all alone with Minaj and I'd come out lookin' like Rainbow Brite

I'm almost willing to start drinking again just so I can hear this shit.
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In my head it goes something like Rihanna saying she likes the way it hurts..but then I wake up and look down and realize that will never happen...

*sigh*

 

Hey, it's cool... I'll have a double of Famous Grouse on the rocks... you can have milk in a dirty glass.

 

I was at work until 2:30am last night. Managed to finagle some sleep before coming back in at 10am. School starting next week will be a nice change (except for the money, or lack thereof)

 

Best. Description. Ever.

This is why you're the poet of TFP.

 

if i had a dollar for every time I saw a stripper dance to this song...i would have at least 15 dollars.

 

TIL: MixedMedia has spent 15x more time in strip clubs than I have. I must remedy this. By dragging a drunken Baraka_Guru into one.

...

I'm flattered, but Levite is the official TFP smut poet.

I'd liken myself to a modern version of Turbo B.

 

This has been fun but now I have to go to work.
Hopefully I will get through the day without feeling god's wrath.
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Strip clubs are fun. I miss them.

 

Hey, uncle phil is online.

C'mere, big boy.

Time for a manly hug.

 

Come to Portland. I think it has the most strip clubs per capita. My favorite being Devil's Point on Sunday nights. STRIPAROKE!! You sing karaoke and the ladies dance. It's all kinds of fun! Berlin is my favorite, but Piper and Rocket are great too. Broadie has awesome costumes, but her stage presence is lacking.

 

Oddly enough, they don't really have many strip clubs where I live. Granted, I think that's a good thing.

Either way, I'm guessing an American invasion of Toronto will lead to a strip club at some point.

 

Taking a drunken Baraka_Guru to a strip club sounds fun...although, I doubt the strippers would enjoy being edited instead of tipped.

 

Hell, I just think it would be hilarious to hear him ranting about publishing bullshit while getting pommeled in the face by some gigundo boobies.

Would I spend money on that? You're damn right I would.

 

I'd pay just to hear him yelling that she's way hotter than the chick in 50 Shades.

 

You wanna party with us in Canada, too? I need someone that isn't going to be a total vag when it gets late and everybody is really drunk.

 

I guess that leaves Lordeden out.

 

Whatever, dude... I just put him back into the rucksack I carried him in with and nobody is the wiser.

 

I will drink so much Labatts and Molson, but still hang while being awesome. I will not leave early or cry. I may partake in a lot of Oregon microbrews now, but I'm still a bourbon drinking, tequila shot taking cheep beer chugging maniac. Or something. Also, you know I've got your backs....80's action movie style....

Then the strip joint will lead into a low budget movie called "ZombieSquirrel does Toronto"