Pointless Announcements

And people like you are the reason I keep a few around for emergencies. "Uh, where the are keys? ...the keys!?"

I don't ever wanna be in that situation. Keep one on your person at all times. And in your pack or vehicle.

/saw too many '80s teevee shows where the main characters are handcuffed and have to survive

 

Okay, women's underwear with the keyhole above the ass?

She's walking around and I can't stop looking at it.

Tell me: What am I supposed to do with this?

I... I feel like I should do something.

What is this black magic?

...hook my keys on it?​

 

I knew they surely meant zombies all along. This proves it.
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Who is George Takei and what gives him such power over Facebook shares?

 

Other people's ineptitude may be the death of them if they don't leave me the fuck alone and don't get the fucking homemade, half-assed program that keeps track of appointments, notes, time sheets, etc. to work.

Don't fucking take it live until you've worked out at least enough bugs so that your people aren't spending more time with the computer than their clients.

 

I love having Skype calls with the Dutch guy I met back in Kabul.

He spends 2 hours talking about family, travels, cultures, the world and other useless stuff... and then talks about business for a total of 3 minutes.

At least he makes a great drinking buddy.

 

Chilling with my eldest and his mates before they hit the clubs, drinking cheap beer and blasting Slipknot. Oh I love student nights in Town, £1 a pint

 

Hah, is it still 2001 over there? I didn't realize Slipknot had put out an album in the last decade.

...

Wait... so I'm supposed to lay my penis in it and squeeze in from the sides?

I'm a big dumb animal with no purpose. And I still feel like this buttcrack loop should be used for an Aussie rappel or something.

 

If it's good, it's good. People still listen to the Beatles and Elvis but we ain't still in the 60's

 

Yeah, but the Beatles and Elvis had more lyrical substance than this:

"FUCK IT ALL, FUCK THIS WORLD, FUCK EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR..."

Just sayin'.

And this is coming from a guy that considers The Misfits a class act.

Slipknot is gym music. And good for reminding you of the thought processes of a teenage boy.

I prefer Pantera myself... even though I have to ignore the constant pot references in their live stuff.

 

I have a houseful of teenage boys, and I gave up deciphering their thought processes years ago. Firewind is on now lol

 

Headache. sad face! I DEMAND YOUR PITY!!!

 

Angry Uterus roars, "NO PITY FOR YOU!"
But I can give some... *poke*

 

I suddenly realized that I've become almost as familiar with internet fads as Plan9

Damn you, woman! Stop cluttering my Skype up with those links!

<- pities Zombie from the most sincere and deepest part of his heart. Then continues to pity her when she doesn't want it anymore.

 

And, where will be YOUR pity when your furry minions come for our brainz?

(hope you are feeling better!)

 

Had a client at work today (on the phone) tell me that he hopes that 'god gives me exactly what I deserve.'
I have a feeling that's not the first time that thought's been thought of me.

I just put on my world peace pants and I'm gonna have a beer.
And if there's a godperson out there, send a blessing to that asshole and his cat.
Fuck this day.